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    I'm back home in Michigan right now. I'm not happy about it. Also, why do I have to get my hair cut like every three days?

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    May 8th, 2011

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    I want each and every one of you to look me in the eyes and tell me I don't look sexier with a ukulele.

    Try it.

    It won't work.

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    March 9th, 2011

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    My hair is too long. Which one of you jerks would like to come to Denver and give me a free haircut?

    I will pay you in mouth favors.

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    March 9th, 2011

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    Oh hello Xbox. How do you feel about consuming all my free time?

    You'd love to?!

    Great! It's a date!

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    December 14th, 2010

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    Pretty fly for a blurry guy.

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    December 10th, 2010

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    I'm back bitches. This time I'm bringing my roomie @hurricane_skank with me. And also some cherry cola.

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    December 9th, 2010

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    I drove a thousand miles yesterday.

    I was out of Illinois before the sun even started to rise. I watched the entire sunrise in my rear view mirror. I think I almost preferred it that way. Almost as if I was racing the light home. I hate Iowa and Nebraska. I hate the corn. I hate the cows. I hate the drivers. But they have the most beautiful sunrises I've seen with the exception of the desert. When it's that flat there is nothing to get in the way. It's just unbridled beauty.

    I like when I'm the only car on the road. It makes me feel like I'm the only one for a second. Like I'm alone. I think you can only really think when you're alone. Like really think. You can do a lot of thinking in a thousand miles. It's incredibly peaceful to only hear the snores in the passenger seat and the sound of the tires on the pavement.

    I attach myself to things that aren't solid. It took me 956 miles to come to this conclusion. I tie my boat to docks that wash away when I'm not looking. And despite the fact that I've come to expect it, I just build myself a new boat and tie it to another dock. Maybe that one will be as solid as it looks. But then I wake up to find my boat gone again. I think I'm gonna just float around for a while. I'm tired of getting my hopes up only to watch the dock wash away when I'm not looking. I mean.. eventually I'll find something solid, but I don't think I'll get attached until it's proven to me. What's the point of trust if it's going to constantly get broken?

    I think we probably don't need psychiatrists. We just need to drive a thousand miles once in a while.

    Also, this picture is somewhat close to where @rabbit_heart lives. I was very unhappy we didn't get to see her.

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    August 11th, 2010

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    I am up at 2:18am... because I wait until the last minute to pack. I'm going to Michigan in an hour and 42 minutes. Sweet.

    There is nothing to do this early in the morning. I've watched the same Perfect Skin infomercial like fifteen times and I want to shoot every single one of the Kardashians in their perfect face. EXFOLIATE THAT BITCHES!

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    August 1st, 2010

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    I have a broken pinky knuckle today because last night I hit someone in the jaw. I won. Also I'm pretty sure that grapefruit Izze is harvested from the lactating breasts of goddesses. It's so delicious.

    Also funny story that I have no recollection of. Last night my roommates stripper girlfriend was walking to the bathroom naked and I tripped down the stairs and like tackled her. And then I was drunk so it took her a long time for her to get me back onto my feet. She apologized this morning. I had no idea what she was talking about.

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    July 31st, 2010

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    OMGrapes! These are growing on my back porch and they will be delicious.

    My roommate moved out and took my shaving cream and beard scissors. So today I had to trim my itty bitty soul patch with nail clippers. And had to shave dry. Irrelevant info, my face burns like the seventh layer of hell.

    Also, Rockies vs Cubs today. I know @ThatGirlShell is from Minnesota but she should be there, right? RIGHT?!

    On the playlist today? Funny Little Frog by God Help The Girl

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    July 30th, 2010

Wesley James is a 22 year old male from United States.

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From this point on, I will taint the intertubes with pictures of myself.

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