Okay, let's be fair. The last shot made my natural anti-smile look duckface-y. Let me show you the ugly real thing. My relaxed face is a natural frown. Hope you don't think I have bitchface. =| Honestly. Imagine that "frown" upside down.
Wine night! (I can recommend "Big House Red"- it is becoming my standard blend now that I have little to no access in Los Alamos to syrah or bordeaux.)