In my many years of being an internet billionaire genius raconteur, if I've learned one thing, it's that you should always have your lawyer on speed dial in case somebody finds out about your pet seals.
It has been a while. To quench your thirst for knowledge, I shall answer a few commonly asked questions in a summarised manner.
Q: Where have you been, oh wondrous ruler?
A: A couple months ago, I was in a car accident and I fractured both of my legs. I have been recovering, while studying at university, and just having a great time.
Q: Do you prefer tea or coffee, my all-forgiving master?
A: I put a teaspoon of coffee into my batman mug, along with a tea bag. I patent it "Teaffee".
Q: Will you be here more often, for us mere peasants to grovel under?
A: I doubt it, my loyal subjects. Next week, I am in Glasgow for a few days going to see You Me At Six, and then staying a couple of nights. Post-Glasgow, I jet off to Switzerland for a week to ski and snowboard. You shall maybe get a rockin' shot of my brother and I being belligerently "cowabunga dude \m/ \m/ \m/"
Q: Is that red suspenders you are wearing?!
A: Shit yeah it is. Suck it.
Christopher Pope is a 18 year old male from Scotland.
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Hi, my name's Christopher Pope and Rebecca Black follows me on twitter. I'm from Scotland, I'm vegetarian, I'm in a band (like most people), and my best friend is alcohol because we get on like a house on fire.